August 25, 2003

What damnfool idiot dreamed this up?

In Cleveland (and only in Cleveland),

At the sign of peace, there is a tendency now at churches to shake hands with several nearby people. The new rite encourages people to embrace one or two people in a serious, sober gesture of reconciliation.

"The meaning of the sign of peace is not hail fellow, well met," Murray said. "It is a rite of reconciliation, of unions of minds and hearts."

Supposing I lived in Cleveland (pause to give thanks) - now I'm supposed to hug that tanned teenybopper in her latest Abercrombie & Fitch bra & thong outfit? Someone please hit that bishop over the head with a friggin' clue hammer.

Posted by billw at August 25, 2003 08:02 PM
Comments

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lisa at August 26, 2003 01:38 PM

Don't the bishops have some really meaningful purpose in life? I guess not. Hugs about as much they can handle.

Posted by: Jim E. at August 26, 2003 04:43 PM

Hasn't this denomination learned its lesson the hard way about touching other people? You Abercrombie and Fitch reference was riotously funny, but also a very valid concern for men in this "every male is a potential pervert" society we are living in these day.

Posted by: Chris at August 26, 2003 05:37 PM

This is so obviously still another lame attempt to make the lay folk "feel inclusive and equal" with the celebrant.

The "embrace" is no doubt a duplication of that exchanged by concelebrating priests. Ditto for the arms outstretched position during the Lord's Prayer. Ditto again (is that redundant?) with people standing after receiving the Blessed Sacrament...just like the priests who (one sincerely hopes) are standing while distributing the Sacrament.

Somebody is taking the phrase "a priestly people" a tad too literally.

Posted by: Kelly Clark at August 26, 2003 05:59 PM

Think of all the legal fees which will be generated when all those persons hugged sue for "sex abuse." Many a legal suit for abuse involves far less than a hug. Of course, the frenzy created by the hostile media brings us back to the stiff frigidity of the old Jansenism: "Ne me touche pas!" [Touch me not!]

Posted by: Verax at August 27, 2003 12:02 AM

I have a wife and two daughters and nobody's hugging them except me.

Posted by: William Luse at August 27, 2003 03:29 AM

I agree with Mr. Luse. I don't want anyone hugging my daughters (or sons, for that matter.) I am not particularly paranoid about these matters, but I don't think there is any point in training the kids in 'stranger danger' and the concept of 'personal space' and then expecting them to hug strangers in Church. And the whole thing seems so insincere....

Posted by: Ellyn von Huben at August 28, 2003 06:40 AM

Things like this make me wonder if the bishop ever read, much less wrote, these things before they appeared in print. I hope that we find out that this whole article was inaccurate. As printed, this stop just short of passing the Holy Marijuana Joint. Then again, if this were in the South, hugging is actually a somewhat normal practice.

Posted by: David Ancell at August 30, 2003 10:33 PM

At our church, people often embrace each other at the Peace--if they know each other. If they don't, then generally they shake hands.

Fair disclosure: I'm Episcopalian--a conservative, theologically orthodox Episcopalian, mind you--and therefore probably not to be trusted, but I remember much the same thing in Catholic circles I've frequented, and particularly among the Newman community at Stanford University in the mid-80's.

Why make such a fuss about it?

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