Kathy the Carmelite wonders how a pizza can be both burnt and raw simultaneously.
Once upon a time, one of my roommates, a physicist, was hungry but didn't have much time to cook. Being a healthy sort of guy, he decided to bake one of those little frozen pot pies. Being in a hurry, and necessity being the mother of invention, he quickly formulated a new theory of cooking: one can cook a pot pie twice as hot for half as long, and all will be well. He promptly set out to test his theory. And he's a physicist.
Minutes later he removed the pot pie from the oven and instantly, involuntarily threw it across the kitchen - the crust was so hot his body went into life-saving mode and got it the hell away from him. A quick post-mortem of the pie's charred remains revealed that the inside was still frozen.
Posted by billw at August 3, 2003 10:33 PMPhysicist, perhaps--but a male first!
Posted by: KTC at August 5, 2003 05:08 AMMetaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe upon instinct, but to find these reasons is no less an instinct.
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