Last night we captured a beetle named Jeff the Pyralis Firefly. He's distinguished from the Pennsylvania firefly by his yellow light; the Quaker State beetles have a green light. We know he's a boy because he was captured in flight; the girls of the species don't fly. Care and feeding is easy, since there's no feeding: adult fireflies don't eat. Firefly larvae eat small animals such as slugs and snails. Jeff is incarcerated in a sippy cup on our kitchen table, and the wardens were discussing his release at breakfast this morning. If clemency is shown, he'll be released at night since he's nocturnal.
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