June 12, 2003

NICU for Dummies

Speaking of NICU information, much of the printed material the NICU folks are required to hand out reads like this:

Hi.

I am your new baby.

Sometimes I cry.

When I cry I might need a new diaper.

Not exactly helpful.

Posted by billw at June 12, 2003 01:53 AM
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At least they left out the really scary stuff...
like:
Before you know it, I'll learn how to walk.
I'll find all sorts of stuff in your house. Stuff you didn't know that you had.

I'll learn to talk.
Then I'll ask to borrow money. Or your car.

Before you know it, I'll be a rational grown-up who you are immensely proud of. Then I'll pack up and leave.

But don't worry. I'll find reasons to come back.

Posted by: Ellyn vonHuben at June 12, 2003 06:08 AM

Many of the parents who have babies in our NICU are totally clueless. They are also functionally illiterate, reading at a 3rd grade or below level. These are the babies who are premature because mom had no clue that she was pregnant, or that she should quit smoking, or that getting a sexually transmitted infection during pregnancy might cause problems.
Writing educational materials for low literacy is much harder than writing them for educated folks. I know, I've done it. If one can write for the least educated, one can then expand as needed for the more educated folk. The reverse is unfortunately not true.
Glad to hear that your munchkin is doing as well as can be expected. Premies put parents on such a roller coaster ride!

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